A kedvenc poénjaim a Juno-ból:

Leah: Juno?
Juno MacGaff: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?

Juno MacGaff: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.